Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele is planning an “off the hook” public relations campaign that applies the party’s principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.” ‘Cause Erybody know – we need some tax cuts up in this muthafucka! Ya heard!
So naturally, I wanted to help out. I immediately called MC Steele to suggest that they should call themselves the Notorious G.O.P. … Or, simply - G. Poddy. Then I started busting mad rhymes like:
I’m slangin’ cocaine…
Gots dem capital gains…
(Ca-ca-ca-capital gains!)
Da G O P -
They be feelin’ my pain.
(Fe-fe-fe-feelin’ my pain!)
STOP! Hammer Time!
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Posted in Change, Once You Go Black..., Propaganda.
I came across this list - awesome.
“I’m the master of low expectations.”
-George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
Posted in Change.
The Bush Family once participated in a plot to overthrow the US Government and replace it with a fascist government. Since then, they have taken the revolution under the radar by infiltrating the government and taking us towards fascism.
Read the whole story here…
Posted in Change, Family Values, Family Values Fakers, Freedom, GOP Christian Death Cult, Nightmares, War, War on Change, War on Plants, War on Terror.
Here’s a Stupid Thought™
If Obama is truly an agent of change, then what will the Bush Krime Family do with him?
Dealing with him like they did JFK is a bad option. That’s just too “in your face” at this point. Even giving him a Wellstoning is out (in light of the Michael Connell Murder.) So what’s a Satanic Cabal, hell-bent on world domination, to do?
Spoiler Alert! You might not want to click continue…
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Posted in Nightmares.
A lady in Phoenix, wearing a rock, on a ring, on her finger, walked into a restaurant bathroom.
The rock, on the ring, on her finger, cost $78,000.
The ring, with the rock, slipped off her finger and fell into the toilet just as she flushed.
She thought the rock was lost.
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Posted in Shit.
The United States Congress passed a resolution known as the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) on September 18, 2001.
That the President is authorized to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States by such nations,organizations or persons.
My dream is that Barak Obama will have George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfield arrested and detained. Then, after using “enhanced interrogation techniques” to determine the extent of the conspiracy… Obama will have them hung in the public square. But, this is not Italy, and it’s not 1945. Our fascist dictator may not end up swinging by his boots. And that’s a damn shame. But I do have Hope™
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Posted in Dreams.
The following is a parody.
Speaking out two years after the gay sex scandal, evangelical pastor Ted Haggard said his sexual identity is complex and can’t be put into “stereotypical boxes.” He said that his relationship with his wife is stronger than ever. Those close to Haggard credit his wife’s recent ‘make-over’ with strengthening the relationship.
Insiders report that Haggard’s wife, Gayle, recently underwent penile implant surgery. That, coupled with a new flat-top haircut, has really spiced things up between the pair, close associates say. “Gayle has really taken to the role,” friends say. “She really likes treating Ted like the bitch.”
The Reverend Minister Mofohammad Johnson, rumored to be the new spiritual advisor to the Haggards, said he felt confident that a man sucking dick was not a sin against God, as long as the dick belonged to the man’s wife. Johnson walked out of our interview when asked whether or not Ted swallowed.
Posted in Family Values, Family Values Fakers, GOP Christian Death Cult.
America, the land of the free, the home of the brave… life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness… blah, blah, blah – What do these words mean?
In the English language, they have definitions, and when used in the construction of sentences they mean something… but in this bizarro world they have become trademarks and brands. When Freedom™ is branded to whatever fascist, pseudo-socialist state we have here today - the definition of Freedom™ becomes perverted.
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Posted in Freedom, Propaganda.
In my last post – here – we discussed Family Values™ and exactly what kind of Family Values™ we had going on in Sarah Palin’s family. After thinking about it, I decided to start this post with a disclaimer that I probably should have included in the last.
Click the more button for more… it gets interesting. Continued…
Posted in Family Values, Family Values Fakers, GOP Christian Death Cult, War on Terror.
